What shit? Doesn’t matter. Even actual shit… well, we’d talk about it.
That’s why the below trailer gets me so hot and bothered, in the geekiest of ways. No, it was unfortunately not directed by Joss Whedon; he only co-wrote and produced it. He’s too busy making The Avengers, apparently. But that’s fine.
It was still written and directed by former Buffy writer Drew Goddard, and that’s almost as good. The movie looks pretty fucking awesome. It seems to do all the things we like our Whedon to do, like subvert expectations, find dark humor in horrific situations, and depict hot blonde women kissing monsters.
So, yes. If you need me, I’ll be lodging at Joss Whedon’s The Cabin In The Woods on April 13, 2012.